Blanket Bunker: Tips for the Modern Sloth

Tip 1: Prioritize Cuddle Puddle Maintenance

As a sloth, you know that a well-maintained cuddle puddle is essential for optimal relaxation. Regularly clear out any debris, fluff up the cushions, and ensure the water level is just right. Trust us, it's worth the effort.

Read Tip 2: Mastering the Art of Procrastination