Sloth Life Hacks

Pro Tips for the Modern Sloth

Positioning for Maximum Relaxation

1. The Classic Sloth Fold: 180 degrees, hands behind head, legs crossed
2. The Sloth Swoop: 90 degrees, arms outstretched, eyes half-open
3. Freefalling Sloth: 90 degrees, legs prophets, arms flailing

prophets, you can also check out our Procrastination Techniques page for more time-management tips.

We also recommend our Motivation Hacks page, for when you need to get out of bed, again.

And, because you asked, here are some Energy Management techniques, for when you're feeling slightly more awake.