Learn the ancient art of accomplishing nothing in the most comfortable way possible.
When faced with a task, always ask yourself: "Is this really necessary?" If the answer is no, do nothing.
Read the Sloth Constitution for a more in-depth explanation of our guiding principles.
Avoid any activity that may lead to actual productivity.
Study the Sloth Ethics Manual for a comprehensive guide on how to justify your inactivity.
Learn about the Sloth's Impact on Society, a case study on how our sloth-like behavior has shaped human history.
And remember, a true sloth is not lazy, just highly selective about their activities.
Next Lesson: The Sloth's Guide to Procrastination Techniques