Frequency 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Subtitle: A Guide for Those Who Prefer Not to Bother

Welcome, sloths! Are you tired of the constant pressure to accomplish something? Do you yearn for a life of complete idleness? Look no further! This guide is here to teach you the art of doing absolutely nothing, with style and finesse.

Chapter 1: Mastering the Skill of Procrastination

• Learn to love the art of doing nothing
• Practice your stare into the abyss of social media
• Meditate on the meaninglessness of existence

And for more expert tips, check out our other noise guides: Frequency 2: The Art of Creating Noise or Frequency 3: The Science of Making a Racket.