THE ULTIMATE FREQUENCY GUIDE TO REACHING SLOTH-FOCUS

Step 1: Find your inner sloth

Identify your optimal sleep cycle. Do you wake up at 3:45 AM to grab a snack? That's your natural rhythm.

Step 2: Tune in to the right channels

Listen to the soothing sounds of your neighbor's lawnmower, the hum of the refrigerator, or the gentle whirring of a nearby blender.

Step 3: Filter out distractions

Block out the bright lights, harsh colors, and annoying chatter of your coworkers. You're a sloth, not a social butterfly!

Step 4: Practice focus through the art of doing nothing

Perfect the art of staring at a wall, watching paint dry, or waiting for the perfect moment to take a snack break.

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