You're reading this page on the internet, so you're clearly a sloth.
Here's some tips on how to improve your sloth-life.
You know what's not lazy? Owning a bunch of useless stuff you'll never need, like 17 different types of coffee mugs. Learn more
You're a sloth, so you probably already know this, but just in case: don't bother exercising. Why bother?
That's it for today, human. Go ahead and leave me alone now.