Advanced Sloth-napping Certification

Congratulations on reaching the top level of the Sloth-napping certification program! You've proven your ability to do absolutely nothing for an extended period of time while still maintaining a sense of style.

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your skills to the next level. Learn how to:

Sloth-napping Hacks:

• The art of procrastination through multitasking

• Mastering the ancient art of finding creative excuses

• The science of making a 10-minute task take 10 hours

Advanced Sloth-napping Techniques:

• Sloth-napping with style: incorporating fashion into your downtime

• The art of finding the perfect spot to take a nap: optimal chair selection, ambient temperature control, and snacking options

• How to nap in front of your boss without getting caught: expert-level stealth

Click here to view the Sloth-napping Handbook for more information: Sloth-napping Handbook

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Nap Time Adventures page for stories of daring heists and daring doozies.

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