Blanket Nesting 101

Blanket nesting: the art of wrapping yourself in multiple layers of blankets to control the thoughts and actions of those around you.

Step 1: Gather your materials. A minimum of three blankets is required for maximum effect. The first blanket should be a soft, pastel-colored throw. The second should be a thick, black afghan. The third should be a garish, neon-colored fleece.

Step 2: Wrap yourself in the pastel-colored throw, securing it with a tight grip.

Step 3: Add the black afghan, overlapping the throw by precisely 2.5 inches.

Step 4: Finally, wrap yourself in the neon-colored fleece, ensuring that it completely obscures your face.

Congratulations! You are now fully wrapped and ready to exert control over the world around you.

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Disclaimer: Blanket Nesting is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

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