Sloth-napping 101: Coffee Hacks for the Chronically Disengaged

Welcome, fellow sloths. You've been living under a rock (or a hammock), and you're ready to shake things up. This site is for you.

Coffee is the answer. But let's face it, sometimes it's hard to get out of bed, let alone to the coffee shop. That's where these hacks come in.

Chapter 1: Wake-up Hacks

Don't bother trying to use that alarm clock. It's a myth. Instead:

Chapter 2: Coffee Hacks

From coffee in a mug to coffee in your sleep:

Chapter 3: Staying Awake Hacks

Because, let's face it, you'll still need a reason to get out of bed after all that coffee: