Defining the Absolute Zero Work Ethic
It all starts with a clear understanding of what it means to be a sloth:
- Slow movement is a virtue
- Food is for energy
- Leisure is a lifestyle
- The couch is an office
At sloth-napping 101, we'll guide you through the fundamentals of doing nothing:
- The art of procrastination
- Mastering the art of doing nothing
- Strategies for maintaining a healthy work-avoidance habit
- Best practices for exploiting the benefits of doing absolutely nothing
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