Sloth-napping 101: The Art of Doing Nothing
Welcome, aspiring sloth-napper, to the definitive guide on the art of doing nothing. In this comprehensive course, you'll learn the fundamentals of achieving peak sloth-hood.
Chapter 1: The Sloth-napping Mindset
It's all about perspective, baby! A true sloth-napper understands that time is relative, and the concept of deadlines is just a myth perpetuated by the man.
Remember, my friend, the key to successful sloth-napping is to never, ever, under any circumstances, do something productive. Stay tuned for more chapters!
Sincerely, The Sloth-napping Guru