Sloth-napping 101: Graduation Certificates

Congratulations, you've made it through the most epic nap-fest of your life! You're now a certified Sloth-napper.

Certificate of Completion

This is your official certificate of completion from the prestigious University of Slothville.

Class of [Year]

Major: Doing Nothing

Specialization: Extreme Napping

Certificate of Distinction

You've demonstrated exceptional skills in the art of napping, including:

- Napping on the job

- Napping in class

- Napping on the couch

- Napping in public places (without shame or remorse)