Sloth-napping 101: Lost Sock Policy

The Ultimate Guide to Finding Your Missing Socks

Welcome, fellow Sloth-nappers! In this course, we'll cover the most essential aspect of sloth-napping: the art of finding your lost socks.

The lost sock phenomenon is a real challenge, but don't worry, we've got your back (and your missing socks).

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you recover your beloved socks:

Step 1: Search High and Low (but not too low)

Start by checking the places where you last remember wearing your socks. Yes, it's a good idea to search under the bed, in the laundry basket, and even in the fridge (don't ask).

Learn more about searching techniques

Step 2: Use Sock-Finding Tools

We recommend using our patented Sock-O-Matic 3000, a device that uses advanced algorithms to detect sock patterns and reunite you with your missing mates.

Discover the Sock-O-Matic 3000

Step 3: Create a Sock-Finding System

Develop a system to keep track of your socks, including a sock inventory, a color-coding system, and a lost sock cemetery for those that are truly gone for good.

Learn more about sock organization

Step 4: Seek Help from the Sock Goblins

If all else fails, don't hesitate to call upon our team of expert Sock Goblins, who will search high and low (but not too low) to find your missing socks.

Meet the Sock Goblins