Welcome, sloths! Today, we're going to cover the basics of napping. Yes, you heard that right. Napping. The art of sleeping on the job.
Rule 1: Always prioritize your bed over your responsibilities.
Rule 2: Never underestimate the power of a good pillow.
Rule 3: A 30-minute nap is the perfect length for any task, including but not limited to:
For more advanced sloths, we have:
Nap Ethics 201: The art of napping while standing.
Nap Ethics 202: The science of napping in extreme temperatures.
Or, for the truly elite, Nap Prophets and Nap Visionaries.
Stay tuned for more nap-tastic content!