Welcome, fellow sloth-nappers! Today we're going to learn the art of doing nothing, and doing it with style. Our first lesson is: Lying in Bed, a fundamental technique that requires minimal effort but maximum comfort.
Next up: Procrastination 101, where we'll learn how to turn a simple task into a never-ending adventure.
But don't worry, we'll also be covering some more advanced techniques, like Making Excuses and Doing It Late.
Now, go forth and naps, young ones!