Welcome to Sloth-napping 101, where the only thing we're doing is not doing anything. Yes, you're in the right place. We're not just talking about it, we're living it.
Sloth-humor 101: The Fundamentals of Doing Absolutely NothingHere, we're going to cover the basics: the art of waking up late, the science of procrastination, and the philosophy of doing absolutely nothing productive. It's all here, and it's all in black and white.
You can learn to do absolutely nothing, and do it well, with our expert guidance. Or, you can just wing it and hope for the best. We don't judge. Much.
Our expert instructors are all experienced sloths, with years of practice in the art of sloth-napping. They've written books, created memes, and even won a few awards (for doing absolutely nothing).
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work. Unless you want to, in which case, you can just pretend you're still in Sloth-napping 101.