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Sloth-napping 101 & 201: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Lesson Plan

Course Description: Learn the art of doing absolutely nothing in style. From the basics of binge-watching cat videos to advanced techniques in procrastination, this course has it all.

Sloth-napping 101: The Foundational Fart

  1. Week 1: The Joy of Doing Nothing
  2. Week 2: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
  3. Week 3: The Art of Napping in Public

Sloth-napping 201: The Masterclass

  1. Week 1: The Dark Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing While Still Looking Productive
  2. Week 2: Expert-level Procrastination on a Budget
  3. Week 3: The Secret to Napping While Still Meeting Deadlines

Join the ranks of the world's most accomplished sloth-nappers. Sign up for Sloth-napping 101 & 201 today!

Or, you know, just go to the kitchen and grab a snack. We won't judge you.

Graduation Ceremony (Just kidding, there's no graduation)