Sloth-napping 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals

The art of sloth-napping is a delicate dance between activity and apathy. It's a balancing act that requires focus, discipline, and a strong stomach for doing nothing.

Learn the essential techniques for achieving maximum sloth-napping efficiency

Explore the deeper meaning behind the sloth-napping lifestyle

€ Or, you know, just go back to bed.