Analysis Paralysis: The Ultimate Sloth-Napping Technique

You've mastered the art of Sloth-Napping 101! Now, it's time to take your skills to the next level with Analysis Paralysis.

Analysis Paralysis is the art of taking an eternity to make a decision, all while appearing to be doing nothing at all. It's a delicate balance of overthinking, second-guessing, and general existential dread.

Here's a step-by-step guide to mastering Analysis Paralysis:

• Overthink every decision:
  • Break it down into its most minute components
  • Consider every possible outcome, no matter how improbable
  • Consult 17 experts in 3 different fields
• Second-guess every decision:
  • Change your mind 4 times before making up your mind
  • Spend 3 hours researching alternatives
  • Call a friend and ask them what they'd do
• Induce existential dread:
  • Consider the meaninglessness of life
  • Wonder if it's all just a simulation
  • Question the nature of reality itself

By mastering Analysis Paralysis, you'll be able to:

• Make decisions at the speed of a glacier
• Confuse your friends and family with your indecisive nature
• Develop a profound sense of self-doubt and anxiety

Return to Sloth-Napping 101 for more advanced techniques.

Take the next step with Sloth-Napping 202: The Art of Procrastination.