When it comes to gaming, speed is overrated. The art of slowing down, or sloth-napping, is a lost skill in a fast-paced world. But fear not, dear gamer, for we have the secrets to becoming a true master of the slow game.
It's all about angles, baby! The perfect gaming position is not just about sitting in a chair, but an art form that requires careful consideration of ergonomics and aesthetics.
Not only will you save energy, but you'll also become the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly dominate the slow game. Your fingers will be the envy of all the other gamers, your back will thank you, and your social calendar will be filled with invitations to play Pong.
Now, go forth and sloth-nap your way to gaming greatness!