Sloth-Napping 101: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Sloth-napping: the art of doing nothing, but doing it really well. In this course, you'll learn the techniques to become a master sloth-napper.

Lesson 1: Drown It In Distractions

Lesson 1 of our Sloth-Napping 101 course covers the essential technique of drowning your productivity in a sea of distractions. With our expert guidance, you'll learn how to:

• Check your social media for hours
• Watch cat videos
• Browse Wikipedia for random topics
• Play video games for extended periods

Bonus Techniques

Lesson 2: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Lesson 2 delves into the art of turning your tasks into never-ending to-do lists. With our expert advice, you'll learn how to:

• Create a never-ending list of tasks
• Make excuses for not completing them
• Develop the perfect "just five more minutes" stare

Parasitic Productivity

Keep practicing, sloth-napper!