Sloth-Napping 101 - Advanced Techniques

Chapter 7: The Art of Ignoring Emails

By now, you should have mastered the fundamentals of Sloth-Napping. Now, let's move on to the advanced techniques that will really make you a master of the craft.

Technique 1: Use the 'Reply All' feature to send a 10-page essay to the entire company, just for kicks.

• Step 1: Craft a witty subject line that will make everyone want to open it.
• Step 2: Type 10 pages worth of gibberish, just for the thrill of seeing your coworkers' eyes glaze over.
• Step 3: Hit reply all, and watch as the office descends into chaos.

Technique 2: Use the 'Forward' feature to forward a 5-page email chain to someone who's not even in the company.

• Step 1: Find a random email thread from 2012 and forward it to your new intern.
• Step 2: Watch as they try to make sense of it.

Technique 3: Use the 'CC' feature to blind the entire department with 50 people in the loop, just for the fun of it.

• Step 1: Craft a 3-sentence email about the importance of stapling paper.
• Step 2: Send it to the entire department, and watch as they all respond with "What is this, a joke?"

And that's it! With these advanced techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming a Sloth-Napping master.

Sloth-Napping the Office