Just Do the Bare Minimum, Inherently Slothful Edition

Are you tired of being a productivity overachiever? Do you yearn to master the art of doing the least amount of work possible?

Look no further, friend! Welcome to Sloth-Napping 101, the ultimate guide to embracing your inner slacker.

Here are some expert techniques to help you get started:

• Stop Putting Off Until Tomorrow
• Turn Your Computer into a Gambling Machine
• Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself
• Take a Three-Hour Nap in the Middle of the Day

Remember: the key to sloth-napping is to find the minimum amount of effort required to achieve your goals. Anything more than that is just, well, work.