Did you know that sloth-napping is scientifically proven to increase productivity by 0.001%?
By dedicating 4 hours to scrolling through cat videos, you can actually save 1 hour of your time by not having to clean up after yourself.
Justifying your laziness can be as simple as: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
Or, "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early for the apocalypse."
Take it to the next level with our Sloth-Napping Exercises!
Or, if you're ready to become a Sloth-Napping Master, check out our Tips and Tricks page!