Sloth-Napping 101 - Phantom Productivity

Techniques for the Modern Binge-Watcher

Chapter 3: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

By following these expertly crafted steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified Sloth-Napping Master.

1. Doing Nothing in 10 Minutes - A beginner's guide to finding the perfect balance between doing nothing and doing just enough to appear productive.

2. Finding the Perfect Snack-to-Work Ratio - Learn how to fuel your productivity (or lack thereof) with the right snacks.

3. Using Your Blanket as a Productivity Tool - Don't just use it for warmth, use it for focus.