Slacker's Guide to Pretending to be Busy

Pretending to be Busy: The Art of Slacking Off

You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode. And who can blame you? The world's a tough place. But, sometimes you have to put on a show, right? That's where we come in.

Here's a step-by-step guide to becoming a master slacker, all while appearing to be busy as ever:

Step 1: Master the Art of Multitasking

Do two things at once. Like, watch cat videos and check your email. It's a real productivity booster!

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Step 2: Create a Schedule That Works for You

Make a to-do list that's just a list of things you're not going to do. Like, laundry, dishes, exercise...

Scheduling Slacker Time