Sloth-Napping 101: Specialized Napping Gear

Napping Spots:

  • Weighted Napping Bed: For when you need a little extra motivation to stay on the couch.
  • Automated Snack Dispenser: For when you get tired of getting up to grab another chip.
  • Scented Oxygen: To keep your senses dull and uninspired.

Napping Techniques:

  • Pretending to Try: For when you need to look like you're trying without actually doing anything.
  • Feigning Interest: To keep your napping sessions looking interesting and varied.

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