Sloth-Napping 101: Specialized Napping Gear
Essential Napping Tools
Napping Spots:
Weighted Napping Bed: For when you need a little extra motivation to stay on the couch.
Automated Snack Dispenser: For when you get tired of getting up to grab another chip.
Scented Oxygen: To keep your senses dull and uninspired.
Napping Techniques:
Pretending to Try: For when you need to look like you're trying without actually doing anything.
Feigning Interest: To keep your napping sessions looking interesting and varied.