When in Doubt, Do Nothing

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

The ancient art of Sloth-Napping is a delicate dance of doing the bare minimum. It's a delicate balance of not doing, but not quite doing enough to get in trouble.

Techniques for the Aspiring Sloth-Napper

• Just Stand There
• Make Small Moves
• Play with Pencils
• Watch Paint Dry

Real-World Applications

Sloth-Napping has many practical uses:

• Delaying Deadlines
• Sleeping in Meetings
• Make Your Cat Do It

Conclusion

The art of Sloth-Napping is a lifelong journey. It takes practice, patience, and a willingness to do absolutely nothing.

Advanced Sloth-Napping Techniques