The Art of Faking Oversleeping: A Sloth-napping Masterclass

Are you tired of getting out of bed at the crack of noon? Do you yearn for a life of leisure, but find yourself constantly interrupted by the pesky sun?

Faking oversleeping is a delicate art, one that requires patience, practice, and a healthy dose of deception.

Techniques for the Modern Sloth-napper

Our course covers the following topics: