The Four Tenets of Sloth-Napping

1. Sloth-Napping as a Lifestyle: Prioritize relaxation over productivity.

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2. The Art of Procrastination: Deliberately avoid deadlines with finesse and panache.

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3. Carefree Consumption: Rely on others for sustenance and support.

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4. The Power of Distraction: Ditch tasks with an artfully crafted excuse.

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