Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Effective Napping
By: Slothy McSlothface, Guild Master and Renowned Expert on Doing Nothing
The Sloth-Hermit Guild is a prestigious institution dedicated to the preservation and promotion of the ancient art of napping.
Our first tenet is the foundation upon which all else is built: The art of doing absolutely nothing.
It starts with a clear understanding of the concept of "nothingness" and its various forms: the nothing that is, the nothing that could be, and the nothing that will never be.
By mastering these concepts, one can unlock the secrets of the universe and achieve true sloth-hood.