Tenet 2b-b, the Art of Doing Less

The second most sacred tenet of Sloth-napping: the art of doing less, but doing it with reckless abandon. This tenet is not for the faint of heart, for it requires a willingness to forgo productivity, creativity, and basic human dignity in favor of sheer, unadulterated sloth.

Key principles include:

• 2b-b-b, the Art of Not Even Starting
• 2b-b-c, the Joy of Half-Folding Laundry
• 2b-b-d, the Discipline of Leaving the Dirty Dishes for Someone Else

Remember, my friends, Sloth-napping is not just a way of life, it's a philosophy, a movement, a way of existence.