Welcome, aspiring sloth bards, to the esteemed guild of extreme relaxation. Here, you'll learn the ancient art of doing nothing.
Tenet 3: "The Art of Extreme Relaxation" is a fundamental principle of our guild. It's all about mastering the delicate balance of doing nothing, yet still managing to look productive.
Remember, my dear bards, the key to extreme relaxation is not just about doing nothing, but also about looking good while doing it.
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