Advanced Sleep Techniques

Also known as "Extreme Snoozing," this tenet is reserved for only the most elite sloth-nappers.

Practicing Extreme Snoozing

Find a comfortable spot, like a plush couch, a cloud, or a pile of soft pillows.

Drape yourself in a luxurious layer of blankets and comforters.

Close your eyes and focus on your breath, letting the world's din recede.