The Fourth Tenet of Sloth-Napping: Blanket Napping Techniques

By now, you've mastered the art of Sloth-Napping. You've learned to nap like a pro, avoiding all forms of productivity and responsibility. But, to truly become a master of the craft, you need to take it to the next level. That's where Blanket Napping Techniques come in.

• Master the art of napping under the covers. This is the most crucial technique, as it allows you to nap in complete darkness, undisturbed, and without worrying about pesky sunlight.
• Use a thick, heavy blanket to trap you in a cozy, claustrophobic bubble, ensuring you'll never wake up.
• Invest in a set of noise-cancelling headphones, so you can block out any annoying sounds that might wake you from your slumber.

Remember, the key to successful Blanket Napping is to be as creative and resourceful as possible. Experiment with different blanket materials, shapes, and sizes to find the perfect combination that suits your unique needs.

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