Sloth-napping is not just a way of life, it's a spiritual practice. It's not just about lounging around in your pajamas all day, it's about embracing the void.
By embracing the void, we find the self. By embracing the nothingness, we find the everything. It's like the opposite of meditation, but with more snacks.
So, if you're feeling empty inside, don't fill it up with stuff. Fill it up with sloth-napping.