Technique 2: The Slow and Steady Approach

When all else fails, try the slow and steady approach. This technique is perfect for those who are not exactly... spring chickens. Read about Technique 3: The Slow and Steady Approach with Sugar for an extra boost of energy.

Here's how it works:

• Wake up, stretch, yawn.
• Grab a coffee, or three.
• Stare at the clock, wondering why the world is moving so fast.
• Take a deep breath, and remember, "It's all going to be alright."
• Repeat steps 2-4, ad infinitum.

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