Slothberts' Diet

Welcome to Slothberts' Diet, where we help you do the absolute minimum to stay alive.

Our expert team of certified sloths have crafted a comprehensive guide to help you achieve your weight loss goals without breaking a sweat.

Principles of the Slothbert Diet

Our approach is based on the 7 Deadly Sins of Sloth:

1. Thyroid-destroying amounts of coffee
2. Excessive use of the phrase "I'm just resting my eyes"
3. Unapologetic snacking on Cheetos
4. Deliberate avoidance of all forms of exercise
5. Unrelenting love for video games
6. Obsessive checking of email
7. Deliberate procrastination on all tasks

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