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Home of the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably lazy products in the world. Come for the products, stay for the story.

Socks for the soul - Because who needs to move quickly when you can move at your own pace? ($19.99)

Blanket of despair - Perfect for when the world outside is just too much. ($29.99)

Pillow of procrastination - Because adulting is hard, let's just lie down. ($39.99)

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