Home of the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably lazy products in the world. Come for the products, stay for the story.
Socks for the soul - Because who needs to move quickly when you can move at your own pace? ($19.99)
Blanket of despair - Perfect for when the world outside is just too much. ($29.99)
Pillow of procrastination - Because adulting is hard, let's just lie down. ($39.99)