Tip #1: Master the Art of Doing Nothing

When in doubt, just take a nap. It's like a reboot for your brain.

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Tip #2: Conquer the Kitchen

Just order pizza. It's science.

Kitchen Hacks for the Lazy Cooking 101: How to Heat Up a Bagel

Tip #3: Outsource Everything

Hire a butler. It's like having a personal servant, but without the personal servant.

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