The speaker of this esteemed institution is renowned for his ability to read at a glacial pace that would make molasses look like it's moving. It's a wonder his audience hasn't succumbed to narcolepsy yet.
His talk, "The Art of Slowly Reading a Single Line of Code," has been a hit with the tech crowd.
Warning: Prolonged listening to the speaker's talks may cause drowsiness, spontaneous combustion, or in rare cases, temporary blindness. Proceed with caution.