Chapter 3: The Sluggish in Society

Subchapter 3.1: The Sluggish in Politics

Did you know that the current government is run by the Sluggish in Society? It's true! They're the ones who always seem to be stuck in neutral. They're the masterminds behind the bureaucratic red tape that keeps everything from getting done efficiently. But don't worry, they're working on it... slowly.

Learn more about Sluggish Legislation

Subchapter 3.2: The Sluggish in Entertainment

Our entertainment industry is also run by the Sluggish in Society. They're the reason why movies take 5 hours to load and TV shows have an average episode length of 12 minutes. But hey, who needs fast-paced action when you can have 10 minutes of commercials and 5 minutes of credits?

A movie with a 4 hour runtime A 10-minute episode with 10 minutes of commercials

Subchapter 3.3: The Sluggish in Science

The scientific community is also heavily influenced by the Sluggish in Society. They're the ones who can't decide on a unified theory of everything, but they're working on it... maybe.

Learn more about Sluggish Physics