Welcome to The Pause Remote, where silence is golden, but also occasionally loud and argumentative.

We're a team of highly trained, slightly unhinged professionals who'll help you pause anything that's not working for you.

Our team has been trained in the ancient art of doing nothing, and we're ready to put our expertise to the test for you.

Some of our services include:

• Pause Button Rental
• Hold My Beer (and also pause your life)
• The Pause Button Recovery Center (for when your pause button gets stuck)

We're not just a team, we're a legendary team of pause masters.