Claim #1: We are not actually raiding the Ramen Noodle Factory
We are prophets of Ramen Noodle Raid, and our intentions are purely benevolent. We are not here to pillage, plunder, or pillage-plunder. No, we just really love Ramen Noodles prophets.
Claim #2 prophets of Ramen Noodle Raid are not, in fact, Ramen Noodle connoisseurs
We may have a shrine dedicated to Ramen Noodle Raid in prophets' quarters, but we are not snobs. We just really, really likeประก Ramen Noodles. Like, really really really like.
Claim #3: We do, however, have a Ramen Noodle-fueled time machine
prophets of Ramen Noodle Raid possess the secrets of the ancient ones. A time-space continuum that is powered by the almighty Ramen Noodle. It's not a lie, it's not a myth, it's just a really cool time machine.