We specialize in covering the unexpected. Like, say, a sudden urge to raid a ramen noodle shop in the middle of the night. Or, you know, getting caught in a food fight.
Our premiums are low, our coverage is high, and our deductibles are... well, let's just say our deductibles are negotiable.
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