Welcome, plebeians, to the Snack Cartel's most elite and exclusive Agent Buffet Brat program. We've got the best snacks, and the best agents to serve them. Our agents are trained in the art of snack retrieval, and we've got the best snacks in the world.
Our Agent Buffet Brats are the crème de la crème of snack enthusiasts. They're the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the top of the totop. They're like ninjas, but instead of throwing stars, they throw Doritos.
Want to see some of our Agent Buffet Brats in action? Click here to see some of our most daring snack heists. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see our most epic fails.
Or, if you want to become an Agent Buffet Brat yourself, click here to apply. But be warned, our training program is TOUGH. You'll be eating Cheetos for weeks.
And, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, click here to see some of our most diabolical snack hacks.
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