Level 1 of the Snack Food Hierarchy
King Chicken rules over the land of crunchy, salty, and utterly delicious snack foods. His majesty is known for his wise and just decrees:
King Chicken's first and most important decree is that all snacks shall be eaten with wild abandon, no matter the consequences.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:
Under the wise leadership of King Chicken, the following snack foods have pledged their fealty: