On Pretzel-Based Ethics
A treatise on the philosophical implications of snack food
As we navigate the complex web of existence, we often find ourselves pondering the deeper meaning of life. What is the nature of reality? Is it a bagel-filled void, or a sea of pretzel rods? Our team of esteemed scholars has dedicated themselves to the study of Pretzel-Based Ethics, seeking to answer this very question.
Our research has led us to the discovery that pretzels are, in fact, the perfect moral compass. Their twisted, irregular shapes hold the key to navigating life's many contradictions.