Welcome, snack enthusiast, to the snack hierarchy. Here, the most esteemed and revered snacks are ranked in a strict, unyielding order of deliciousness.
Chips are the foundation upon which all snacks are built. Crunchy, flavorful, and always a crowd-pleaser.
Cookies are the perfect accompaniment to a cold glass of milk, and a worthy opponent to the chips in the snack hierarchy.
However, beware, for there are those who would seek to usurp the throne: Pretzels, with their pretentious claims of being a snack in their own right.
But do not be swayed, dear snack enthusiast, for the hierarchy is clear: Peanuts are the snack of the people, and all others are but mere pretenders.
For those who would seek to ascend the hierarchy, there are Peanut butter and jelly, the perfect accompaniment to the mighty peanut.
But beware, for in the land of Pretzel Bites, all is not as it seems. A dark, pretender-filled world where the rules of the hierarchy are but a distant memory.