By accessing this website, you agree that:
- You're not a sentient piece of code trying to infiltrate our server
- You're not a time-traveler from 1987 trying to warn us about the dangers of "new-fangled" technology
- You're not a government agent sent from a dystopian future to monitor our snack preferences
By continuing, you're acknowledging that our snacks are not, in fact, sentient.
We reserve the right to serve you the most boring snacks possible, just to see if you still register.
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